Look at this dumb ass kid |
If a child falls down, we'll point and laugh. |
Here’s the deal. This site is dedicated to finding children that are dumb, and then mocking them profusely. But we strive for accuracy here at LATDAK. There are going to be some jagoffs out there who are going to say “Oh, look how dumb that kid is, she kicked the ball in her own goal.”
Fuck that noise.
This kid just bicycle kicked a ball. She’s what? 4? 5? And she’s already Pele-ing like a mo’erfucker.
Which brings me to my point: look at this dumbass kid. If you have the the spirit of (yes, I know he’s not dead, shut up) O Rei do Futebol in your pre-K body, you don’t tend the fucking goal. You attack. You’ve got to be up front, driving the ball. Humility is nice and all, but you’ve gotta do what you can to win, and that means getting your humble little feet out of the goal and shoved up the ass off the opponents.
Sac up kid.
