Look at this dumb ass kid |
If a child falls down, we'll point and laugh. |
Hey kid. Hey. Kid. Kid. Let me let you in on a little secret. See that guy? He was paid to dress like that. I promise that the other 99% of people you see in that costume for the rest of your life will be fat/unwashed/socially awkward/some combination of the three. So what you need to do is quit acting like a little bitch, sack up, and hit that actor in the nuts with that sword. Can you do that? Or are you going to continue being one big ball of disappointment?