Look at this dumb ass kid

whatever-trevor:

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Look at this dumbass kid.  You think you’re some kind of adult because you got goo on your face?  Let me tell you something, rook.  The real world doesn’t look too kindly on goo-beards.  A man’s gotta have a real beard with real hair, or at least some of that actin’ makeup you get when you take your Intro to Theatre class in college because you think it will make you more attractive to the ladies.  It won’t.

While you’re at it, get a haircut, hippie.